Beer Review Guide

As a fan of tasty beers, I thought I should learn to enjoy them a little better. Now I'm no Michael Jackson (famous beer author and enthusiast), but I have devised my own word styles to describe various beverages and I think I've come up with quality rating system.

I present to you The NW Bearded Brewer's Beer Grading system!

The Real Deal – This beer meets all your needs, and makes you want to ask for more.





The Grizzly Adams – This beer is a little wild and a little out there. You gotta respect that.

The Flavor Saver – This beer wants to be part of the “cool” group, talking about being a craft beer and full of flavor. Unfortunately, it is still a little douchey.




The Pierre – This beer tries to convince you that it is superior in every way, but in the end it’s just a dirty frenchman.



The Pencil Stache – This beer wants to chat with your kids on the internet. KEEP IT AWAY!




Stay tuned.... This could get interesting.

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